2018 episodes (52)
Ep. 155
Carpet Snake Metaphysics
The Convict Report Episode 155: Carpet Snake Metaphysics In our final episode for the year we announce this year’s winner of the #qanda #winyourweightinbeer competition and do a roundup of yet another current year gone by.
Ep. 154
Parliamentary Segways
The Convict Report Episode 154: Parliamentary Segways Join us this week as we discuss, African lawyers aka free speech activists; AHRC awards; Ponzi update – letters to the editor; how to fix dysfunction in Parliament; ‘Canberra bubble’ reaction; Brexit number crunching…
Ep. 153
Hi-Vis Imperialism
The Convict Report Episode 153: Hi-Vis Imperialism The panel talks about the writings of Australian author PR Stephensen, Senator David Leyonhjelm’s preference for brown cabana boys and the future that is high-vis imperialism.Bonus content: Bob Katter Karaoke
Ep. 152
Slappy Business
The Convict Report Episode 152: Slappy Business The panel traverses the wreckage of the LNP following the Victorian election, the relative merits of death by Sentilese spear and the qualities of the white-fevered slap.Direct download
Ep. 151
The Strange White Land of Unga Bunga
The Convict Report Episode 151: The Strange White Land of Unga Bunga Pack a pipe and don your best Harris tweed (leather elbow patches are optional) as you listen to us discuss Owen Stanley’s novel The Missionaries. Worry not about spoilers as you’ll want to
Ep. 150
Placebo Bollards
The Convict Report Episode 150: Placebo Bollards The panel talks about the latest Islamic terror attack in Melbourne, the danger of being male and employed in the Greens and the ABC and why the Liberal party is a waste of
Ep. 149
Hijabi in Jeans
The Convict Report Episode 149: Hijabi in Jeans Gustav, Herschel and Digger get educated about love-bots, Hijabi poetry, sex clowns, and the joys of the non-linear mating model. Latham joins PHON and are conservatives learning about race. Brought to you by
Ep. 148
Bolsonaro's Nova Austrália
The Convict Report Episode 148: Bolsonaro’s Nova Austrália Join us this week as we trade our rubles for reals, and hypothesise the Australian contribution to castizo futurism. However, before this glorious future we have to contend with correcting alt-liters on the
Ep. 147
Adjustment Day
The Convict Report Episode 147: Adjustment Day Gustav, Hershel and Matt talk about Chuck Palahniuk’s latest novel, Adjustment Day, as well as a weekly roundup including the Wentworth bi-election, PoCs exhausted from racism and how to cope as a journalist
Ep. 146
Dumpling Authenticity
The Convict Report Episode 146: Dumpling Authenticity Gustav and Tory get together to discuss the reaction to Pauline Hanson’s “it’s okay to be white” motion in the Australian Senate including very silly articles written by very silly people. Oh yeah,
Ep. 145
ScoMo Faith Healing the Nation
The Convict Report Episode 145: ScoMo Faith Healing the Nation Kev Renner of the Winners Circle and KevCoin fame joins us to discuss the philosophy of punting and the Everest Cup controversy; Chinese political and corporate espionage and sabotage; Shorten’s proposed immigration advisory
Ep. 144
Non-racist NIMBYs for mass deportations
The Convict Report Episode 144: Non-racist NIMBYs for mass deportations Gustav and Tory wax lyrical about the POCs giving white liberal journalists a tough time, ponzi shills sharpen their craft and a politically-correct seachanger explains why her town just isn’t ready for refugees
Ep. 142
Think of the Crippled Migrants
The Convict Report Episode 142: Think of the Crippled Migrants Join us for some dated auspol posting: Scomo discovers his inner gangster, Fraser Anning lets loose on Twitter, middle-eastern migrant women’s health service bureaucrats get fierce with their department’s funds and accomplished Indian
Ep. 141
Henry Lawson
The Convict Report Episode 141: Henry Lawson The panel talks about the life and time of Henry Lawson in addition to some of his poetry, his politics and his contemporary reception. We fit in the week’s events of French snackbars,
Ep. 140
Deport, or Perish
The Convict Report Episode 140: Deport, or Perish The panel covers this week’s African gang violence and thwarted Islamic terrorist attack roundups, reads part of Latham and Faruqi’s defamation judgement and entertains the notion of attending the 2018 Festival of Dangerous
Ep. 139
Interview with Dark Enlightenment
The Convict Report Episode 139: Interview with Dark Enlightenment Gustav and special guest D.E from FTN and Rebel Yell talk about Anglo-Imperium, the geopolitics and economics of quarter-acre nationalism and moving the Overton Window. Direct download
Ep. 138
In Dutton's Liberal Party, The Bull Preps You
The Convict Report Episode 138: In Dutton’s Liberal Party, The Bull Preps You The Panel lowers itself to #libspill posting on the news of Turnbull’s leadership challenge. QandA roundup of when progressive Australian writers are faced with their aggressive Lebanese replacements.
Ep. 137
Senator Fraser Anning
The Convict Report Episode 137: Senator Fraser Anning Gustav and Herschel gloat over Fraser Anning’s crossing of the Rubicon in his maiden speech to Parliament. Bonus QandA comedy highlights at the end.
Ep. 136
Africans on de-platform
The Convict Report Episode 136: Africans on de-platform This week the panel revisits familiar themes of African vibrancy and its affect on the media landscape, the desperation of the multicultural lobby and the cultural delights to be savoured at the National
Ep. 135
Adios Fairfax
The Convict Report Episode 135: Adios Fairfax This week the panel gloats over the Fairfax-Channel 9 merger, learns about feminist pre-colonial Australia and discusses strategies to optimise your career in a diversity-quota workplace.
Ep. 134
Turnbull Knows
The Convict Report Episode 134: Turnbull Knows The panel traverses familiar territory with the threat of the public backlash to media coverage of African culture on the rise, the Lauren Southern - Molyneux tour and awkward jokes by African-American-South African-
Ep. 132
Mabo's Neetbux
The Convict Report Episode 132: Mabo’s Neetbux In this week’s NAIDOC special, the panel celebrates this year’s theme of ‘because of whites, we gibs’, as well as some light world-cup commentary, Russia takes in Boer refugees and the ethical use
Ep. 133
Confectionery Bigotry
The Convict Report Episode 133: Confectionery Bigotry In yet another masterful display of snatching acute analysis from the jaws of excessive padding the lads traverse a diverse array of topics… like diversity training; the uptick in race complaints in Victoria;
Ep. 131
Mansplaining Misogyny
The Convict Report Episode 131: Mansplaining Misogyny Ever bound by the universal laws of podcasting, the longer the show the more s**tposting inside. So come and join us as we discuss Gen Z bullying rings in Balmain; the whine
Ep. 130
Interview with Dr. Frank Salter
The Convict Report Episode 130: Interview with Frank Salter The Panel talks to Australian political scientist and academic Dr. Frank Salter about his work on genetics, Australian identity, social cohesion and a way forward. Direct download
Ep. 129
When the Bugman Began to Hate
The Convict Report Episode 129: When the Bugman Began to Hate The panel arduously scales the comedic heights and crawls through the blackpilling troughs that this never ending groundhog-day-clown-world has dished up this week. Direct Download Topics include: Wogball posting A proposed Chinese and…
Ep. 128
Plus ka-change, love
The Convict Report Episode 128: Plus ka-change, love In this three-hour long bonus bonanza, the panel traverses a riveting cornucopia contemporary issues including racially-segregated performance art at Melbourne University, racist tourism commercials from Queensland, coming corporate sedition legislation, Ramsaycucks cuck again
Ep. 127
Backpackers Beware!
The Convict Report Episode 127: Backpackers Beware! The panel slogs through the news gaining empirical data on whether cynicism or edgy humour is the better coping mechanism. Direct Download Topics include: Ramsay Centre cuckening widens Cobbers in Ayr with their
Ep. 126
White Flight
The Convict Report Episode 126: White Flight The panel relays their disappointment in the news about GI Janes, Luke Foley’s faux-pas regarding “white flight” out of Western Sydney, the Ramsay Foundation’s impotence and shares some amusement with Barnaby Joyce’s latest