2019 episodes (7)
Interview with Johan from NZ
The Convict Report Episode 163: Interview with Johan from NZ Gustav, Digger, Hershel and Thoroughbred from The Absolute State welcome Johan from the Dominion Movement NZ to talk about the political situation in New Zealand, the saltiness of Tim Soup for not being Australian and the whether climate change will make wine aunts cool.
Schrodinger's Prize Winner
The Convict Report Episode 162: Schrodinger’s Prize Winner Tory, Digger and Herschel congratulate Behrouz Boochani on his prize in the new genre of refugee fantasy, rejoice in the news of lawfare against the libelous media that attacked the Covington students and
Diversity Rail Singularity
The Convict Report Episode 161: Diversity Rail Singularity We are back and have arrived in Australia’s glorious future. The panel learns about the untold history of Aboriginal-Chinese peaceful pre-colonial trading partnerships, the tapestry of Australian identity in its Eurasian capitals and
Lest We Colonialise
The Convict Report Episode 160: Lest We Colonialise In this Australia Day episode Gustav, Digger and Herschel consider the ethics of thot patrolling single women in restaurants, the unfair treatment of multi-millionaire Aborigines accused of fraud and the media meltdown in
Brave New Canadians
The Convict Report Episode 159: Brave New Canadians The panel examines the toxicity of Gillette razors, the desirability of fierce, young and horse-faced politicians down-under and whether Australia would have been better off with more Islamic thots fleeing patrol.