Knock Off

RESISTANCE

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 01:00:00 +0000

Victor Stamp receives a coded message from “SS” that sees the Knock Off Studios, again, thrown into the murky world of asymmetrical warfare. While the deep-state, European Union and global finance continue to provide a minor annoyance to the Drumpf administration – a greater force is finally stirring and stands to finally unleash its pent up fury upon the United States government. Hollywood will be silent no longer!

BY THE MILKMAN AND VIC

SWPL-J INVASION DAY

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 01:00:00 +0000

KnockOff Studios have reclaimed and released the, Australia Day Eve, live broadcast due to lack of payment for services provided to Triple J. Litigation has begun with the Australian Broadcasting Company, who claim in their defence that the mandatory diversity quota was not met and that they had previously been assured that one Victor Stamp qualified as a “disabled person”. A recent Centrelink sting operation revealed that his disabled pension had been paid entirely in error.

The ABC also stated in follow up correspondence that the broadcast was of “exceptionally low standard both technically and professionally” and that “considerable physical damage had been done to the studio”. KnockOff Studios have refused to comment and are speaking through their attorney who has stated “We know they’re good for it, my boys are getting paid one way or another, we’ll settle for the 900 dollar chairs and a couple AIMEE shirts if need be”.

CHRISTMAS KNOCKOFF

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 01:00:00 +0000

With Christmas just around the corner, Saint Vic and Santa’s Little Jelqer have made a list and they’ve checked it twice and everyone on the right side of history will be getting some presents. The conservatives were supposed to get coal but that would have been a PR nightmare for the KnockOff brand.

We’ve been getting requests for a PO box from our Grey Army of listeners so they can send us Chrissy-Cards but for now you’ll have to scan them and email them (or any other inquiries) to knockoffshow@gmail.com or @knockoffshow on twitter.

CHILDISH BY CHOICE

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 01:00:00 +0000

Come and join Australia’s Golden Boy and Victor Stamp as they invade the ABC infrastructure to bring you a very diverse TALKBACK episode of Knock Off. The topic of the show? The vastly superior, planet saving, lifestyle choice of being Child-Free. But if you have kids thats fine too. No judgments.

You can find us on twitter @knockoffshow or email us on knockoffshow@gmail.com

Music The parody song in todays episode was made by a dingo called Ozzie Oi

LIVE!! US ELECTION COVERAGE

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 01:00:00 +0000

The Milkman and Victor Stamp reminisce about the US Presidential election results before covering the event in a LIVE marathon bonanza!

With the completely unfathomable election of Donald Trump to the highest office in the civilised world (or so we thought) it falls upon the Fourth Estate to once again shoulder the burden (and from time to time rest it on their Fifth Column)in order to get us all through it.

Hillary, if you’re reading along, we have an internship coming up if you’re looking for work. Email us your resume at knockoffshow@gmail.com - or tweet at us @knockoffshow

COME SOUTHSIDE WITH US

Wed, 26 Oct 2016 01:00:00 +0000

WARNING: Offensive content, not for soft-cocks

With so much trouble in the world whats needed sometimes is some lighthearted distraction. Unfortunately Knock Off is adding to the misery faced by the International Community™ by delving deep into heavy, thought provoking, social commentary. Vic and the Milkman decide to bring high culture to the masses, fresh from the pinnacle of artistic enlightenment: the 2016 Sundance Film Festival.

THE CLINTON BRIEFS

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 02:00:00 +0000

Knock Off is brought to you by Wap and Victor Stamp, share us with your normies and follow us on twitter.

Show Notes 00:00 – 2:30:45 Graduate Thesis in International Law 2:30:45 – 2:33:31 “G’day G’day” by Slim Dusty

THE FIVE STAGES OF CUCKOLD-ROSS

Sat, 09 Apr 2016 02:00:00 +0000

Ever scroll through your trendy mates getting behind #notallmuslims and wonder how this can benefit you? Tune in to the tried and true duo from the Knock Off learning to deal with the present reality of some — but not all — Muslims, but some nonetheless… terror attacks.

Profiteering through the candle game and spreadin’ legs await you if only you were brave enough. So brave. Don’t know about Rooting Kings but think you’d like to find out; join the lads this episode for all this and more.

STANDARD MARDI GRAS

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 01:05:00 +0000

Not for softcunts, ethnics or greenies

WALKABOUT POPE

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 01:00:00 +0000

Where it all begain.